Dildo in Chief
5 Bigly Inches of Orange Manhood
Experience this little orange prick for yourself!
- Floppy & flexible
- Mushroom head
- Skinny shaft
- Small, wrinkly balls
- Strong suction cup to stick it everywhere -- walls, the refrigerator, your car...even the White House fence!
It will leave you wanting more!
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Dildos
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Save on this pack of 10 orange dildos to hand out as party favors at your next Republican women's tea or for everyone on your Christmas list!
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