Frequently Asked Questions

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Dildo In Chief is a novelty product that is intended to make you laugh, not cum. It is a real dildo, but use it at your own risk. 

Dildo In Chief is made from thermoplastic elastomers (TPE), a type of plastic that has a soft, rubbery feel and feels similar to silicone.

Dildo in Chief is about 5.7 inches long (including the suction cup and balls) and just over 4 inches of insertable length if you really intend to give it a try. It's about an inch in diameter. (Total length 5.75 inches; length without suction cup 5.25 inches; insertable length 4.25 inches; circumference of shaft 3.5 inches.)

While Dildo in Chief isn't a copy or replica of any one dong, it is based on descriptions, lore and media reports. We also believe we were very generous in our estimation of actual size when producing this dildo. 

Anyone! Whether you or your loved ones are MAGA supporters, Republicans, Democrats, Independents, or just human beings, Dildo in Chief will make you laugh, cry or groan.  

Yes, we offer international shipping to many countries. Shipping rates and times may vary depending on your location. Please refer to our shipping policy for more information.

We take pride in the quality of our products and ensure that the items you receive are new, clean, and have been handled with the utmost care. Because of this, we only accept returns for items that are defective or damaged upon arrival. View our full Terms and Conditions and Return and Refund policy here.

Sure, we appreciate the art of the deal. Visit our store for the 10 dildo package, or contact us for more info about other options.

Having an event or want to get a Dildo in Chief for everyone on your Christmas list? We can create a personalized label for you. Contact us for more info.