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Little Beginnings
The origin story of Dildo in Chief begins with outrageous behavior from Donald Trump himself. We hadn’t thought much about Trump’s dick until he brought it up during his first run for President of the United States. You probably hadn’t either. Gross.
In 2016, “Little Marco” Rubio (who Trump nicknamed and later selected as his Secretary of
The origin story of Dildo in Chief begins with outrageous behavior from Donald Trump himself. We hadn’t thought much about Trump’s dick until he brought it up during his first run for President of the United States. You probably hadn’t either. Gross.
In 2016, “Little Marco” Rubio (who Trump nicknamed and later selected as his Secretary of State in 2025) spoke about the size of Trump’s hands on the campaign trail: “Have you seen his hands? And you know what they say about men with small hands…"
Then Trump shot back at Little Marco during a March 3, 2016, Republican Presidential Debate: "Look at those hands. Are they small hands? And he referred to my hands – if they are small, something else must be small. I guarantee you there is no problem. I guarantee you."
Combine this ridiculousness with Trump’s cheese-curl orange complexion, the description that porn star and hush-money recipient Stormy Daniels gave about Trump’s prick, and sprinkle in a little irreverence and political contempt, and Dildo in Chief was born.